DEAR MARRIED REPUBLICAN LAWMAKERS

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEARN TO MASTURBATE OR GET SEX TOYS OR DO SOMETHING, BUT STOP CHEATING ON YOUR WIVES, DAMMIT!!!! I am SICK of reading about your hypocrisy.

Comments

[maschalismos.livejournal.com]

sweet fuck, there are ads for fleshlights everywhere. GET YOU ONE!

[unusualmusic.livejournal.com]

Interesting. I'd honestly never seen those before.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_yggdrasil/]

At least this time it wasn't a farmyard animal.

[hari-mirchi.livejournal.com]

I don't really care about the cheating, but having them stop mewling about family values and protecting marriage and all that bullshit would be nice.

[popelizbet.livejournal.com]

A bunch of this.

[the-willow.insanejournal.com (from livejournal.com)]

Only heterosexual can NOT be hypocritical about how their lives play into their sex lives.

If (male)homosexuals point out that danger forced the culture to be about glory holes and bath houses but lack of danger is what is leading to the possibility of stable home lives with the partner you really want - people just say they're trying to corrupt family values by unfaithful copying.

If Lesbians point out they've been sharing homes, mortgages, car payments and family for decades, without the legal support - they are lying or invisible.