DEAR MARRIED REPUBLICAN LAWMAKERS

[unusualmusic_lj_archive]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEARN TO MASTURBATE OR GET SEX TOYS OR DO SOMETHING, BUT STOP CHEATING ON YOUR WIVES, DAMMIT!!!! I am SICK of reading about your hypocrisy.

Comments

[maschalismos.livejournal.com]

sweet fuck, there are ads for fleshlights everywhere. GET YOU ONE!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_yggdrasil/]

At least this time it wasn't a farmyard animal.

[hari-mirchi.livejournal.com]

I don't really care about the cheating, but having them stop mewling about family values and protecting marriage and all that bullshit would be nice.