And, frankly, I think this guy may have had more experience with anal sex than, I dunno, probably even I have.
you get that vibe too? I thought I was hallucinating...
there is also the part of course where anal sex aint the totality of gay male sex. since men are supposed to be the only pleasure-getting peeps after all. Wonder what he will come up with to deal with that reality?
As for his comments on women and sexuality, for my own sanity, i am LOLing.
I never got to the lesbian comments, I got to "sex isn't meant to be pleasurble to women" and then my urge to beat the snot out of the sexist fucker got too high to listen to any more.
This guy clutters my f-list. Half my friends seem to think he's being satirical, but I think that's just optimism. Jesusophile seems to really be all on board whatever ignorant vessel he joined.
This has to be the best quote ever: 'If your man has had a rough day, don't ask him to lick you out. He just wants to put some sperm into you, come on, cut him some slack.'
Also, didn't that birthing scene frighteningly remind you of this:
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Date: 2009-04-08 12:46 am (UTC)(seriously, though, his demonstration of sex with the spoon and orange is absolutely frightening)
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Date: 2009-04-08 12:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-08 01:13 am (UTC)Yes, only gay people have anal sex. Never in the history of mankind have het couples had anal sex. Not ever. Nope.
And I love how sex is meant to be painful for women. Uh, huh. Yeah. Right.
And, frankly, I think this guy may have had more experience with anal sex than, I dunno, probably even I have.
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Date: 2009-04-08 01:17 am (UTC)you get that vibe too? I thought I was hallucinating...
there is also the part of course where anal sex aint the totality of gay male sex. since men are supposed to be the only pleasure-getting peeps after all. Wonder what he will come up with to deal with that reality?
As for his comments on women and sexuality, for my own sanity, i am LOLing.
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Date: 2009-04-08 01:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-08 01:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-08 01:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-08 02:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-08 03:09 am (UTC)2. Clitoris are the only thing that can give women pleasure during sex
3. Sex is for reproduction purposes. Should be pleasurable for teh man, if women gets plaseured, bonus.
4. Men shouldn't have anal sex, thastt why it hurts, God is using the hurting to warn men that they shouldn't have anal sex.
5. When men want sex, women should give him sex.
6. Masturbation by men results in the loss of civilizations.
7. Women however seem to be able to do it, using the aforementioned clitoris.
8. Lesbians need to find a man. Look attractive, stop making themselves ugly. Thats why they cant find men, cause they are ugly.
8 Women shouldn't ask men for oral sex, Jesus wont like it.
I thionk thats it.
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Date: 2009-04-08 03:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-08 04:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-08 04:42 am (UTC)I think I should inflict him on my flist. >:-D
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Date: 2009-04-08 10:44 am (UTC)Also, didn't that birthing scene frighteningly remind you of this: