Worst Romance Novel Cover 2007

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Best comment evar: Karmyn:“…But this gets my vote because that is not a big spankable ass. It's barely an ass. It's more an asslet.”



Via: smart bitches, trashy books

Comments

[likeawoman.livejournal.com]

it took three people to write something called "Big Spankable Asses?"

[unusualmusic.livejournal.com]

Indeed. If I were an author attached to that book, I'd hide it.

[likeawoman.livejournal.com]

I hope they're pen names

[isitis.livejournal.com]

Yep, I believe it took 3 people... I mean who else is going to write while you drown your sorrow in alcohol or cry yourself to sleep for bringing such a travesty to the world!

[saltypepper.livejournal.com]

I would have guessed that three people were needed because just as one would get disgusted with the whole thing another might be recovered enough to keep typing, but the real reason is that it's an anthology.

[likeawoman.livejournal.com]

ahh, it makes sense that it's an anthology.

not that it doesn't make sense that it would take 3 rotating authors for recovery and drinking :)

[oneshysistah.livejournal.com]

LMFAO @ asslet! *DEAD*

The HELL!??!!!!?!!!!!

[innocencelost.livejournal.com]

I suddenly want to share this with blackfolk...


stop me!

obviously (and no offense) white people came up with and approved this batch of bullshit.

Re: The HELL!??!!!!?!!!!!

[unusualmusic.livejournal.com]

I can't help you. I am having trouble stopping myself!:)

Re: The HELL!??!!!!?!!!!!

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

Well, it was certainly white folks who thought that this ass was _big._

[cobecat.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Asslet. Also, is it just me or is her entire left side kind of weird, proportionally?

[(Anonymous)]

is her entire left side kind of weird, proportionally?

Its not just you.

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. If this can be publishes why do I and a ton of other LJ writers not have Pulitzers?

[winterfox.livejournal.com]

Probably because you aren't writing trashy romances, basically. The romance industry has much lower standards than usual, and even then, the mythical "publishable standard" is not as grand as most people would like to think. Unfortunately.

[alixkat.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh bless, that was the greatest thing EVER!!!

I needed that today... :o)

[saltypepper.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha! Asslet=mini-booty.