In which teh internetz amuse me...
Jul. 15th, 2008 09:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
unusualmusic_lj_archiveJeff Simmermon rants hilariously about a bad indy coffee-shop experience
Favorite line (describing his anger):
Flcecks of corn, eh? Ain't that a new one.
Owner sees and responds snootily
Favourite line:
Punch him in his dick? O-kay!
me? Loads of lolz
Favorite line (describing his anger):
The whole world turned brown and chunky for a second. Flecks of corn floated past my pupils, and it took me a second to blink it all away.
Flcecks of corn, eh? Ain't that a new one.
Owner sees and responds snootily
Favourite line:
Considering your public threat of arson, you'll understand when I say that if you ever show your face at my shop, I'll punch you in your dick.
Punch him in his dick? O-kay!
me? Loads of lolz
