DEAR MARRIED REPUBLICAN LAWMAKERS

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LEARN TO MASTURBATE OR GET SEX TOYS OR DO SOMETHING, BUT STOP CHEATING ON YOUR WIVES, DAMMIT!!!! I am SICK of reading about your hypocrisy.

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[maschalismos.livejournal.com]

sweet fuck, there are ads for fleshlights everywhere. GET YOU ONE!

[unusualmusic.livejournal.com]

Interesting. I'd honestly never seen those before.